March 2012
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wake up: exhausted
12 am: exhausted
3 pm: freaking exhausted
5 pm: really freaking exhausted
7 pm: about to pass out
bed time: the energy of 5 million condensed suns
1 tag
jinkerbell:
SHINee’s Jonghyun screamo NAAAAA...
Watchnickryan:
bestnatesmithever:
Sometimes the right music can really make a video.
I wonder if some of my younger followers understand this song, lol.
omg hahaha
February 2012
bitbax:
Hello world, I’m your wild girl
I’m...
bingbag:
kipawang:
fluxcapacitoppar:
autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
fraudstory:
richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and...
another thing to complain about, re:tags
at first tags were tiny and tidy on the side and perfectly fine, then tumblr had to go and supersize them and then suddenly they decide when they’re too many and cluttered up from being jumbo they need to have an expand link??
can’t you make things simple tumblr ugh
4 tags
the new dashboard icons are really lame btw, tumblr
Me: Tumblr should fix ghost notes
Me: Tumblr why are you not working
Me: Tumblr why are my messages disappearing
Me: Tumblr Just let me use Missing E
Me: Tumblr why can't I unfollow someone who's deleted
Tumblr: Hey everyone have some new icons
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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bingbag:
I still can’t get over the poster. How did that meeting even go?
“Hey guys, you know what we need to do for our next comeback? Turn into ice cubes.”
BRILLIANT.
“And you know what TOP? Totally wear your tank top, I’m sure our team of amazing graphic designers can handle photoshopping it out.”
“How about a trench coat on top of three hoodies?”
“We’re going for something new here, so...
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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day
scumbag self:
often complains about the difficulties of making friends
but when someone wants to actually hang out and talk and stuff, starts to freak out and hide
12th graders: ew 11th graders
11th graders: ew 10th graders
10th graders: ew 9th graders
9th graders: ew middle schoolers
middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
elementary kids: ew babies
babies: ew fetus
fetus: ew wait how am i talking
first discovering a group: omfg how am i going to tell them apart
later in the obsession: omg yes that's him i can tell by his ear shape
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dentist: im going to put this sharp metal object in your mouth okay
me: *gums start bleeding*
dentist: this wouldnt happen if you flossed
